[9 Mar 2010 | No Comment | ]
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[3 Mar 2010 | No Comment | ]

June 27, 1876
Dear George,
Hello from Washington, D.C.! I hope this message finds you well. Things here are crazy. I should have said no to this whole ‘being president’ thing. I’m tired of getting all gussied up and dealing with politicians all day! Give me the simple life! A fresh military uniform, a couple hundred men under my command, some Johnny Rebs to rout! Heh! Those were the days, my friend, those were they days.
So how are things out your way? I …

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[24 Feb 2010 | No Comment | ]

Jenny had made up her mind. PB&J was her choice. She had thought long and hard about it and PB&J was the one. She informed the chef.
The chef got out the bread, peanut butter and jelly from the pantry and began work. The bread hit the plate. The peanut butter the bread. The jelly the peanut butter. The other piece of bread was placed on top and the sandwich was then cut in two.
The chef turned towards Jenny and as he set …

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[17 Feb 2010 | One Comment | ]

There is a sad. A certain special sort of sad. A sad that makes you want to reach back through time. A sad that when seen in others makes you want to reach back through time for them. When that special sort of sad is reached it seems the only cure is time. Though reaching back through time would instantly heal the sad, it’s the slow, methodical progression of time that truly eases the sad. And even then, the sad never fully goes away. …