On Monday, March 22, 2010, Grant will be performing as Throwing Toasters as part of Cartoon Dump! If you live in Los Angeles and you’ve not checked out this show, you are missing out! You will seem some of the VERY WORST cartoons you’ve ever seen in your life, bookended by hilarious sketches featuring Frank Conniff, Erica Doering, J. Elvis Weinstein and Jerry Beck! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll learn something about yourself and you’ll get to hear a song or two by Throwing Toasters!
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NOTE: This piece is based on a piece done by Shoebox of Worm Quartet.
Thank you your honor.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, sitting on a celebrity trial is never easy. The media scrutiny this case has received has been immense as evidenced by the record 4 jurors who have been excused over these past six weeks. In fact, it’s well known that finding the twelve of you to sit on this case was very difficult because of the far reaching fame of my client.
It is this fame. …

June 27, 1876
Dear George,
Hello from Washington, D.C.! I hope this message finds you well. Things here are crazy. I should have said no to this whole ‘being president’ thing. I’m tired of getting all gussied up and dealing with politicians all day! Give me the simple life! A fresh military uniform, a couple hundred men under my command, some Johnny Rebs to rout! Heh! Those were the days, my friend, those were they days.
So how are things out your way? I …